Phoebe Buffay is my ray of hope on a dull day. I love her songs. Her "blonde - ness", her innocence and her bravery bring a smile to my face. All in all she is just loaded with Entertainment. Here are a few of her songs.
You must be wondering why I am adding this to my site today? Remember the poem about Jack??
No - Well let me remind you-
All work and no play;
Makes Jack a dull boy.
Makes Jack a dull boy.
This blog needs a little quirkiness once in a while. Prepare thyself for it.
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Love
"Love is sweet as summer showers,
Love is a wondrous work of art,
But your love, your love, your love,
Is like a giant pigeon
Crapping on my heart.
La la la la la la...."
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The Snowman Song
"I made a man with eyes of coal
And a smile so bewitchin'
How was I supposed to know
That my mom was dead in the kitchen?"
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The Blackout Song
"New York City has no power,
And the milk is getting sour,
But to me it is not scary,
'Cause I stay away from dairy."
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The Coma Guy Song
"You don't have to be awake to be my man,
As long as you have brainwaves
I'll be there to hold your hand.
Though we just met the other day
There's something I have got to say..."
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The Baby Song
"They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch,
But soon they'll grow up and resent you so much.
Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why,
You cry and you cry and you cry."
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They Found...
"They found their bodies the very next day
And they found their bodies the very next...."
"La la la la la la la la la la..."
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Smelly Cat
(Phoebe & Stephanie)
"Smelly cat, smel-ly cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smel-ly cat,
It's not your fault..."
"They won't take you to the vet,
You're obviously not their favorite pet.
You may not be a bed of roses,
And you're no friend to those with noses..."
"Smelly cat, smel-ly cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smel-ly cat,
It's not your fault!"
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The Shower Song
"I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song,
Stop me if you've heard it.
My skin is soapy and my hair is wet
And Tegrin spelled backward is Nergit."
"Lather, rinse, repeat,
And lather, rinse, repeat,
And lather, rinse, repeat,
As needed."
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The Protest Song
"Terry's a Jerk!
And he won't let me work!
And I hate Central Perk!
[...]
And you're all invited to bite me!"
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The Two of Them Kissed Last Night
"There was a girl we'll call her Betty
And a guy let's call him Neil
Now, I can't stress this point too strongly:
This story isn't real"
"Now our Neil must decide,
Who will be the girl that he casts aside
Will Betty be the one who he loves truly
Or will it be the one who we'll call...Lulie"
"He MUST decide, he MUST decide,
Even though I made him up he MUST decide..."
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The Grandma Song
"Now Grandma's a person who everyone likes
She bought you a train and a bright shiny bike,
But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner
And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner"
"Now your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru
But the truth is she died and someday you will too
La-la-la-la la la-la-la-la-la...."
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Another Thing You Don't Wanna Do
Sometimes when you get older
You will want to sleep with people
Just to make them like you
But don't
Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do
Everybody
That's another thing that you don't wanna do
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Barnyard Animals
"Oh the cow in the meadow goes 'Moo!'
Oh, the cow in the meadow goes 'Moo!'
Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up
And that's how we get hamburgers!"
"Nooooooooooowwww Chickens!"
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Sometimes Men Love...
"Sometimes men love women
And sometimes men love men
And then there are bisexuals
Though some just say they're kidding themselves"
"La la la la la la..."
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The Crusty Old Man
"...And a crusty old man said 'I'll do what I can'
And the rest of the rats played maracas!"
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First time I met Chandler
I thought he was gay,
But here I am singing
on his wedding day.
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Jingle Bitch screwed me over!
Go to hell Jingle Whore!
Go to hell, go to hell,
go to hell hell helllll
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The Classics.
Holiday Song
Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap
Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap
Said all you need is to write them a song
Now you haven't heard it yet so don't try to sing along
No don't sing along
Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah
Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross
And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowwwwwy
And Rachel and Chandler, (mumbles something) handler!
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Sticky Shoes
My favourite shoes so good to me
I wear them everyday
Down at the heel, holes in the toe
Don't care what people say
My feet's best friend, pals to the end
With them I'm one hot chicky
Though late one night
Not much light
I stepped in something icky
(Chorus)
Sticky shoes, sticky shoes
always makes me smile
Sticky shoes, sticky shoes
Next time I'll avoid the pile
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"Love is sweet as summer showers,
Love is a wondrous work of art,
But your love, your love, your love,
Is like a giant pigeon
Crapping on my heart.
La la la la la la...."
____________________________________________________________________
The Snowman Song
"I made a man with eyes of coal
And a smile so bewitchin'
How was I supposed to know
That my mom was dead in the kitchen?"
____________________________________________________________________
The Blackout Song
"New York City has no power,
And the milk is getting sour,
But to me it is not scary,
'Cause I stay away from dairy."
____________________________________________________________________
The Coma Guy Song
"You don't have to be awake to be my man,
As long as you have brainwaves
I'll be there to hold your hand.
Though we just met the other day
There's something I have got to say..."
____________________________________________________________________
The Baby Song
"They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch,
But soon they'll grow up and resent you so much.
Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why,
You cry and you cry and you cry."
____________________________________________________________________
They Found...
"They found their bodies the very next day
And they found their bodies the very next...."
"La la la la la la la la la la..."
____________________________________________________________________
Smelly Cat
(Phoebe & Stephanie)
"Smelly cat, smel-ly cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smel-ly cat,
It's not your fault..."
"They won't take you to the vet,
You're obviously not their favorite pet.
You may not be a bed of roses,
And you're no friend to those with noses..."
"Smelly cat, smel-ly cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smel-ly cat,
It's not your fault!"
____________________________________________________________________
The Shower Song
"I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song,
Stop me if you've heard it.
My skin is soapy and my hair is wet
And Tegrin spelled backward is Nergit."
"Lather, rinse, repeat,
And lather, rinse, repeat,
And lather, rinse, repeat,
As needed."
____________________________________________________________________
The Protest Song
"Terry's a Jerk!
And he won't let me work!
And I hate Central Perk!
[...]
And you're all invited to bite me!"
____________________________________________________________________
The Two of Them Kissed Last Night
"There was a girl we'll call her Betty
And a guy let's call him Neil
Now, I can't stress this point too strongly:
This story isn't real"
"Now our Neil must decide,
Who will be the girl that he casts aside
Will Betty be the one who he loves truly
Or will it be the one who we'll call...Lulie"
"He MUST decide, he MUST decide,
Even though I made him up he MUST decide..."
____________________________________________________________________
The Grandma Song
"Now Grandma's a person who everyone likes
She bought you a train and a bright shiny bike,
But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner
And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner"
"Now your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru
But the truth is she died and someday you will too
La-la-la-la la la-la-la-la-la...."
____________________________________________________________________
Another Thing You Don't Wanna Do
Sometimes when you get older
You will want to sleep with people
Just to make them like you
But don't
Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do
Everybody
That's another thing that you don't wanna do
____________________________________________________________________
Barnyard Animals
"Oh the cow in the meadow goes 'Moo!'
Oh, the cow in the meadow goes 'Moo!'
Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up
And that's how we get hamburgers!"
"Nooooooooooowwww Chickens!"
____________________________________________________________________
Sometimes Men Love...
"Sometimes men love women
And sometimes men love men
And then there are bisexuals
Though some just say they're kidding themselves"
"La la la la la la..."
____________________________________________________________________
The Crusty Old Man
"...And a crusty old man said 'I'll do what I can'
And the rest of the rats played maracas!"
____________________________________________________________________
First time I met Chandler
I thought he was gay,
But here I am singing
on his wedding day.
____________________________________________________________________
Jingle Bitch screwed me over!
Go to hell Jingle Whore!
Go to hell, go to hell,
go to hell hell helllll
____________________________________________________________________
The Classics.
Holiday Song
Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap
Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap
Said all you need is to write them a song
Now you haven't heard it yet so don't try to sing along
No don't sing along
Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah
Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross
And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowwwwwy
And Rachel and Chandler, (mumbles something) handler!
____________________________________________________________________
Sticky Shoes
My favourite shoes so good to me
I wear them everyday
Down at the heel, holes in the toe
Don't care what people say
My feet's best friend, pals to the end
With them I'm one hot chicky
Though late one night
Not much light
I stepped in something icky
(Chorus)
Sticky shoes, sticky shoes
always makes me smile
Sticky shoes, sticky shoes
Next time I'll avoid the pile
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