Showing posts with label Nonsensical Brilliance. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nonsensical Brilliance. Show all posts



In these days of information abundance over the internet, it is probably not very hard to find all things illegal. The fact that there is a video like this out there is proof enough that the world is just not safe. It is a test for human ethics, how far can we do the right thing and keep ourselves safe? Time will tell.

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XKCD inspired Youtube?

Posted by Passion Paprika | 5:38 PM | Thursday, October 23 | , , | 0 comments »

We all get inspired by Science fiction and comics and try to make them real. For example the cell phone was first seen in Star Trek, the communicator as it was called. Or how about the Universal translator in star trek or the Babel fish which inspired the translation tools that we currently have online - yes they used the same name Babelfish.

Jules Vernes and his crazy ideas of underwater vehicles, the submarine is a reality today isn't it? I know you're wondering where I'm going with this. Not too far. Very close to home in fact.

I love reading Viswas's forwards and the one's I like the most are from xkcd.com. Amazing cartoon strip. Love the disclaimer at the bottom "Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)." (chuckles)
I came across their comic which had a very unique concept. Thought it was funny and forgot about it.

Just recently I see Youtube have that very unique concept on their site. All you need to do is type your comment in the comment box and Youtube robot reads it right back at you when you click on audio preview. Try it out!

I did, here.


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God, Homeopathy, Psychics, astrology - all scientifically unproven is challenged by Tim Minchin in this song called "If you open your mind too much, your brain will fall out". This one is really worth watching. Enjoy!

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Illustrator Siegfried Woldhek uses some thoughtful image-analysis techniques to find what he believes is the true face of Leonardo. Enjoy this brilliant deconstruction of a puzzle.

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Eye Test for the Geeks

Posted by Passion Paprika | 12:02 AM | Friday, September 5 | , , | 1 comments »




OMG - Oh My God
WTF - What the F**k
STFU - Shut the F**k Up
PWN3D - pawned (loosing badly)
URAN00B - You are a noob (newbie)
LMAOROTF -Leave me alone or OTF (not able to figure this out - Help?)
KTHXBYE:P - Okay thanks, bye tongue out.

I like hacker sp33k.

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Gifts for your tech friend

Posted by Passion Paprika | 11:15 PM | Wednesday, September 3 | , , , | 0 comments »

India's skyrocketing economy is producing tons of electronic waste like discarded computers & televisions. Though we can't help throwing away those things that don't work and well get the junk status from us, there are a few things that we can keep as souvenirs.

Blog.makezine.com has some interesting ideas. The 1-megabit cufflinks and Capacitor Robot Charm.




Fzkl and I had plans of making burned out chip set earining - chic don't ya think?

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Online loo search for New Yorkers

Posted by Passion Paprika | 12:25 AM | Thursday, August 21 | , , | 0 comments »

I couldn't stop laughing when I read about this site on Lifehacker. The site Diaroogle.com is about to help those needy New Yorkers find the nearest possible loo to relieve themselves.

I think this is a brilliant idea. The owners of the site wanted to use poogle.com instead of Diaroogle.com but weren't able to get the name.

I am sure this will help out all the desperate people out there looking for a hygenic place to download. I will be happy if such loo's come to India. Something better then the Sulabh's we have. I wouldn't mind having such a website for us out here too!

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Pastafarianism is a relatively unknown religion which proposes an alternate theory to the Theory of Evolution and Intelligent Design (ID - the idea that the universe was created by a supreme being that humans refer to as God). The pastafarian theory is that the universe as we know it was created by The Flying Sphagetti Monster (FSM).

An invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe, including a mountain, trees and a midget. The beauty of FSM is that it planted the evidence for evolution to fool scientists into thinking that the universe is much older than what it actually is and that life evolved. A commonly cited example is that a scientist may perform a carbon-dating process on an artifact. He finds that approximately 75% of the Carbon-14 has decayed by electron emission to Nitrogen-14, and infers that this artifact is approximately 11,000 years old, as the half-life of Carbon-14 appears to be 5,730 years. Everytime the scientist is taking a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage. The FSM is invisible and can pass through normal matter with ease.


(Adaptation of Michelangelo's The Creation of Adam depicts the Flying Spaghetti Monster in its typical guise as a clump of tangled spaghetti with two eyestalks, two meatballs, and many "noodly appendages")

In the pastafarian system, pirates are considered to be the "absolute divine beings" and the original Pastafarians. Their image as "thieves and outcasts" is misinformation spread by Christian theologians in the Middle Ages. Pastafarianism says that they were in fact "peace-loving explorers and spreaders of good will" who distributed candy to small children. The production of Pirates of the Carribean was funded by anonymous members of the pastafarian society and Johnny Depp is the current head priest of the system and one of the few known public pastafarians. Pastafarians believe that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of pirates since the 1800s.



The religious text of the Pastafarian religion is called the Loose Canon. In place of the ten commandments, it contains eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts", with a looser moral code. "RAmen" is the official conclusion to prayers, certain sections of The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and so on, and is a portmanteau of the Semitic term "Amen" (used in Judaism, Christianity, and Islam) and Ramen, a noodle. While it is typically spelled with both a capital "R" and "A", it is also acceptable to spell it with only a capital R.

Sounds crazy this far, doesn't it? Well, now for some serious information. This is the theory that Bobby henderson, Oregon State University physics graduate, proposed in 2005 as protest against the decision by the Kansas State Board of Education to require the teaching of intelligent design as an alternative to biological evolution in school. This change in the system was opposed by many people and Bobby henderson chose to write to the Kansas board about the alternative pastafarian theory. He even went on to threaten the Kansas board with a lawsuit should they not include the teachings of the pastafarian system as a third alternative in schools. The pastafarian system is an obvious parody religion which Henderson proposed to ridicule the decision of the Kansas State board.

The idea of correlating pirate population with global warming was used to explain that statistically significant correlations do not imply a causal relationship. In simpler words, though the Pirate population Vs Global temperature is accurate, simply by plotting them in a graph it doesn't imply that the two are related. This had to be explicitly stated because the grounds for teaching ID in schools were based on statistically significant correlations that did not imply a causal relationship.

This idea of refuting religious claims on the theory of the existence of universe was done once by Bertrand Russell. To quote wikipedia:

Russell's teapot, sometimes called the Celestial Teapot, was an analogy first coined by the philosopher Bertrand Russell, intended to refute the idea that the burden of proof lies upon the sceptic to disprove unfalsifiable claims of religions. In an article entitled "Is There a God?", commissioned (but never published) by Illustrated magazine in 1952, Russell said the following:

"If I were to suggest that between the Earth and Mars there is a china teapot revolving about the sun in an elliptical orbit, nobody would be able to disprove my assertion provided I were careful to add that the teapot is too small to be revealed even by our most powerful telescopes. But if I were to go on to say that, since my assertion cannot be disproved, it is intolerable presumption on the part of human reason to doubt it, I should rightly be thought to be talking nonsense. If, however, the existence of such a teapot were affirmed in ancient books, taught as the sacred truth every Sunday, and instilled into the minds of children at school, hesitation to believe in its existence would become a mark of eccentricity and entitle the doubter to the attentions of the psychiatrist in an enlightened age or of the Inquisitor in an earlier time."


Find Bobby Henderson's letter to the board here.

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Christmas tree with a difference.

Posted by Passion Paprika | 11:13 PM | Thursday, December 21 | | 1 comments »

*** This falls under Nonsensical Brilliance - not for the nonsensical part but for the Brilliance part. Please digest this before proceeding. ***

You have 4 months, 400 cans of Mountain Dew and a few tools and a brilliant imagination. What will you do with these things? You make the mountain dew Christmas tree. That is what you call Brilliance! I love the fact that this tree is made out of cans.






Please visit their site at www.mdewtree.com and if you didn't like any of my previous gift ideas you can buy this at ebay for $300.00. Interested? Click here.

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Through the Earth and Beyond.

Posted by Passion Paprika | 11:09 PM | Monday, November 20 | | 0 comments »

Jules Verne wrote about a story in which men travel millions of miles to the center of the Earth. The professor and his nephew start their journey from a Volcano in Iceland and travel across to the Earth to Italy. They overcome several hurdles such as prehistoric animals, natural hazards etc. From Scientific standpoint the story doesn't hold good. Now we know that if anyone ventured to the centre of the world, they would get burnt like toast, not a very nice way to die. But here is another Nonsensical Brilliance post which shows us where we will surface if we started at a point and went straight down into the depths of the earth. STRAIGHT is the key word here.

I tried to start at Southern Italy and tried to follow Jules' path, but landed up in the middle of Pacific ocean. I must've lost my way. Try the map, see where it leads you.....


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An Ode to Phoebe Buffay.

Posted by Passion Paprika | 2:47 PM | Thursday, November 9 | | 0 comments »



Phoebe Buffay is my ray of hope on a dull day. I love her songs. Her "blonde - ness", her innocence and her bravery bring a smile to my face. All in all she is just loaded with Entertainment. Here are a few of her songs.

You must be wondering why I am adding this to my site today? Remember the poem about Jack??

No - Well let me remind you-

All work and no play;
Makes Jack a dull boy.

This blog needs a little quirkiness once in a while. Prepare thyself for it.

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Love

"Love is sweet as summer showers,
Love is a wondrous work of art,
But your love, your love, your love,
Is like a giant pigeon
Crapping on my heart.
La la la la la la...."

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The Snowman Song

"I made a man with eyes of coal
And a smile so bewitchin'
How was I supposed to know
That my mom was dead in the kitchen?"

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The Blackout Song

"New York City has no power,
And the milk is getting sour,
But to me it is not scary,
'Cause I stay away from dairy."

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The Coma Guy Song

"You don't have to be awake to be my man,
As long as you have brainwaves
I'll be there to hold your hand.
Though we just met the other day
There's something I have got to say..."

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The Baby Song

"They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch,
But soon they'll grow up and resent you so much.
Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why,
You cry and you cry and you cry."

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They Found...

"They found their bodies the very next day
And they found their bodies the very next...."

"La la la la la la la la la la..."

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Smelly Cat

(Phoebe & Stephanie)

"Smelly cat, smel-ly cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smel-ly cat,
It's not your fault..."

"They won't take you to the vet,
You're obviously not their favorite pet.
You may not be a bed of roses,
And you're no friend to those with noses..."

"Smelly cat, smel-ly cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smel-ly cat,
It's not your fault!"

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The Shower Song

"I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song,
Stop me if you've heard it.
My skin is soapy and my hair is wet
And Tegrin spelled backward is Nergit."

"Lather, rinse, repeat,
And lather, rinse, repeat,
And lather, rinse, repeat,
As needed."

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The Protest Song

"Terry's a Jerk!
And he won't let me work!
And I hate Central Perk!
[...]
And you're all invited to bite me!"

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The Two of Them Kissed Last Night

"There was a girl we'll call her Betty
And a guy let's call him Neil
Now, I can't stress this point too strongly:
This story isn't real"

"Now our Neil must decide,
Who will be the girl that he casts aside
Will Betty be the one who he loves truly
Or will it be the one who we'll call...Lulie"

"He MUST decide, he MUST decide,
Even though I made him up he MUST decide..."

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The Grandma Song

"Now Grandma's a person who everyone likes
She bought you a train and a bright shiny bike,
But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner
And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner"

"Now your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru
But the truth is she died and someday you will too
La-la-la-la la la-la-la-la-la...."

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Another Thing You Don't Wanna Do

Sometimes when you get older
You will want to sleep with people
Just to make them like you
But don't
Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do
Everybody
That's another thing that you don't wanna do

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Barnyard Animals

"Oh the cow in the meadow goes 'Moo!'
Oh, the cow in the meadow goes 'Moo!'
Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up
And that's how we get hamburgers!"

"Nooooooooooowwww Chickens!"

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Sometimes Men Love...

"Sometimes men love women
And sometimes men love men
And then there are bisexuals
Though some just say they're kidding themselves"

"La la la la la la..."

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The Crusty Old Man

"...And a crusty old man said 'I'll do what I can'
And the rest of the rats played maracas!"

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First time I met Chandler
I thought he was gay,
But here I am singing
on his wedding day.

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Jingle Bitch screwed me over!
Go to hell Jingle Whore!
Go to hell, go to hell,
go to hell hell helllll

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The Classics.

Holiday Song

Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap
Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap
Said all you need is to write them a song
Now you haven't heard it yet so don't try to sing along
No don't sing along
Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah
Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross
And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowwwwwy
And Rachel and Chandler, (mumbles something) handler!

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Sticky Shoes

My favourite shoes so good to me
I wear them everyday
Down at the heel, holes in the toe
Don't care what people say

My feet's best friend, pals to the end
With them I'm one hot chicky
Though late one night
Not much light
I stepped in something icky

(Chorus)
Sticky shoes, sticky shoes
always makes me smile
Sticky shoes, sticky shoes
Next time I'll avoid the pile

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